Went to advance Auto and bought a new advance gold battery for $132 after 25% off coupon online and core charge refunded.
Tested the old one and said it was dead. Like dead dead.
Everything works like a charm now.
Replaced the intake bracket on the wife's jeep as it was broke and only found out a few weeks ago before vacation. They mailed me one free of charge (k&n). Decided while I was there to clean her filter, maf, and throttle body as well. Just waiting for the filter lube to dry and will put it back on.