What did you do to your NNBS GMT900 Tahoe/Yukon Today?

[wjburken]

Man... This was too good not to share... So the other day flying down the freeway on my normal 35 mile ride home... smart car pulls in front of me doing 60 and I was doing +20 mph of that...Ran up on his a$$... Then funny thing popped in my head... Though I would share the latest meme out of my head.... View attachment 234551

Reminds me of the time back in 2011 I was in Germany on the Autobahn cruising along at 110 to 120 mph when a SMART car came off of an on-ramp. I had to slow down as there was faster traffic in the left lane and had to stay behind the guy. I think he was max'd out at 100 mph. I was thinking that that guy wasn't so SMART until the at the next on-ramp a guy on a quad-runner pulled in between us. At that moment, it was a toss up for who was the bigger idiot/dare-devil.

 

[Rocket Man]

Years ago I was in the right lane (illegally) passing traffic at about 90 and a small Toyota entered the freeway and didn’t even wait until the stripe on the side of the freeway to break where you’re supposed to merge, pulled right in my lane, and even though I braked hard I ended up rear ending her and boosted her speed by about 20 mph instantly. I followed her for 2 miles and she just kept going. The back of her car was fu#@ed up. My old pickup I was driving didn’t sustain much damage if at all. Should have seen her face in her mirror when we hit.

 

[Sam Harris]

Years ago I was in the right lane (illegally) passing traffic at about 90 and a small Toyota entered the freeway and didn’t even wait until the stripe on the side of the freeway to break where you’re supposed to merge, pulled right in my lane, and even though I braked hard I ended up rear ending her and boosted her speed by about 20 mph instantly. I followed her for 2 miles and she just kept going. The back of her car was fu#@ed up. My old pickup I was driving didn’t sustain much damage if at all. Should have seen her face in her mirror when we hit.

And she never pulled over?!? Wow, sounds like she realized her idiotic mistake, and decided to just suck it up! [emoji1787]

 

[avalonandl]

She'll run even quieter with ACDelco's new oil for our aluminum engines.

Pray tell what oil is that.....

 

[trailblazer]

Emptied my catch can. Haven’t drained it since I changed the oil 3,000 miles ago (10-19-2019). It OVERLFLOWED this container! I am blown away how much water is getting into the motor!

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[wjburken]

Emptied my catch can. Haven’t drained it since I changed the oil 3,000 miles ago (10-19-2019). It OVERLFLOWED this container! I am blown away how much water is getting into the motor!

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You losing any coolant?

 

[07Burb]

So over the last week I am getting large puffs of blue smoke out the tailpipe at start (mostly in the morning after sitting all night). Looking like I may be due for some valve seals

 

[Doubeleive]

Emptied my catch can. Haven’t drained it since I changed the oil 3,000 miles ago (10-19-2019). It OVERLFLOWED this container! I am blown away how much water is getting into the motor!

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that doesn't look right to me, what does it look like under the oil filler cap?

 

[89Suburban]

So over the last week I am getting large puffs of blue smoke out the tailpipe at start (mostly in the morning after sitting all night). Looking like I may be due for some valve seals

 

[89Suburban]

Emptied my catch can. Haven’t drained it since I changed the oil 3,000 miles ago (10-19-2019). It OVERLFLOWED this container! I am blown away how much water is getting into the motor!

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Ok I feel much better about mine now.

 

[Sam Harris]

Emptied my catch can. Haven’t drained it since I changed the oil 3,000 miles ago (10-19-2019). It OVERLFLOWED this container! I am blown away how much water is getting into the motor!

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Wow! That’s a lot of liquid! Agree. What’s it look like in the oil filler / dipstick? [emoji15]

 

[Sam Harris]

Sounds like you “need” to upgrade those heads while you’re at it.. [emoji16][emoji106]

 

[gooffeyguy]

Emptied my catch can. Haven’t drained it since I changed the oil 3,000 miles ago (10-19-2019). It OVERLFLOWED this container! I am blown away how much water is getting into the motor!

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Water probably isn't getting into the motor, that's more than likely condensation. When it's cold out and the engine starts it creates condensation inside the motor. If the motor isn't ran long enough to burn the condensation off it mixes with the oil vapor and creates a milkshake.

2001 Yukon SLT
2012 Yukon Denali XL
2011 Yukon Denali RIP 5/20/18

 

[swathdiver]

Pray tell what oil is that.....

See post #19051.

 

[trailblazer]

It’s definitely a water/oil emulsion; the fluid is similar too what I’ve seen before. I’m not losing any coolant either. Whenever I pull off the throttle body I see a similar emulsion in the chamber.

I’m just blown away about the amount of it. I’m going to have to find out what the thread is of the drain plug and install a drain valve.


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[Rocket Man]

And she never pulled over?!? Wow, sounds like she realized her idiotic mistake, and decided to just suck it up! [emoji1787]

Probably didn't have insurance either.

 

[Rocket Man]

It’s definitely a water/oil emulsion; the fluid is similar too what I’ve seen before. I’m not losing any coolant either. Whenever I pull off the throttle body I see a similar emulsion in the chamber.

I’m just blown away about the amount of it. I’m going to have to find out what the thread is of the drain plug and install a drain valve.


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Install a drain valve where?

 

[trailblazer]

Bottom of the catch can. I measured the threads before but I didn’t write it down. I guess I could just JB weld one in.


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[iamdub]

It’s definitely a water/oil emulsion; the fluid is similar too what I’ve seen before. I’m not losing any coolant either. Whenever I pull off the throttle body I see a similar emulsion in the chamber.

I’m just blown away about the amount of it. I’m going to have to find out what the thread is of the drain plug and install a drain valve.


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Jump to Hyperspace!

 

[Rocket Man]

Jump to Hyperspace!

I forgot weed’s legal in Cali...