I did the ASVAB To try and join the Airforce cuz Planes are cool and I wanted to work on them. Tried the test 4 times and each time I was 2-3 points from the "Acceptable" Air Force score and kept wanting me to join the Army. Like nah. I want the planes my guy.
After that I kinda just stopped trying to join and found a decent non military job.
I was full moto-tård when I joined the USMC in 2002, and had it in my head that I'd do 20 hard-charging years... Lol not so much.
There were some good people there, but waaaay too many simpletons who maxed out their personalities and brains in grade-school. I already had some college before I joined, and that helped me get promoted faster, but I deployed a bunch, and after keeping all my fingers and toes (and watching others not) I reasoned I'd have a much happier life getting away from the high-school drama filled with bad haircuts. I went right back to college and used every grant, scholarship, and that beautiful GI Bill to have a grand 'ole time back in school.
Out of the hundreds of folks I interacted with I only keep in touch with 7-10 of them... everyone else is pretending they're still in and can't move on... the high school star-athlete mentality, but still rocking a high & tight haircut, and never left the town they grew up in. It's like dude, you had a golden key to travel all over the country, and you went right back to your comfort-zone. Zero growth mentality; see it all over Faceballs with people who had zero interpersonal or life-skills prior to signing up, and now just post the same memes about politics, religion, economy that they did this time last year, but with less pixels, and even less understanding of what they're talking about, just to chase one or two "likes".
To appease the algorithm: I trickle-charged my Yukon battery which is perfectly healthy, when I should have been trickle-charging the Silverado battery, which is hating these cold temps, and has had trouble starting below 10 degrees.