What did you do to your NNBS GMT900 Tahoe/Yukon Today?

[iamdub]

Actually my right leg is just way shorter than my left

In my early 20s, I tried telling an officer my speeding was not because I was being a *******, but because I had a deformity- my right leg was much longer than my left. Technically, it wasn't a total lie as there is a bit of a difference (everyone's legs are different).

 

[Tonyrodz]

In my early 20s, I tried telling an officer my speeding was not because I was being a *******, but because I had a deformity- my right leg was much longer than my left. Technically, it wasn't a total lie as there is a bit of a difference (everyone's legs are different).

Bet he didn't buy it lol.

 

[Sam Harris]

Bet he didn't buy it lol.

Yeah, how’d that work out for ya? [emoji23]

Reminds me of when I was in my early 20’s. Had a little Civic coupe, and miles of straight road ahead of me in southern Wyoming.. I had just passed 4 cars and a semi, going about 130. Thank God he didn’t catch me there, and I had slowed down to 94 at the crest of a hill. Told him I was a bit foggy, as I had a bad cold, and had taken some medicine that made me a little loopy.. he was not amused, and said: “oh, so you’re telling me you’re under the influence!?”
D’oh! No sir! Please proceed with writing that ticket... [emoji1787][emoji23]

 

[Tonyrodz]

Yeah, how’d that work out for ya? [emoji23]

Reminds me of when I was in my early 20’s. Had a little Civic coupe, and miles of straight road ahead of me in southern Wyoming.. I had just passed 4 cars and a semi, going about 130. Thank God he didn’t catch me there, and I had slowed down to 94 at the crest of a hill. Told him I was a bit foggy, as I had a bad cold, and had taken some medicine that made me a little loopy.. he was not amused, and said: “oh, so you’re telling me you’re under the influence!?”
D’oh! No sir! Please proceed with writing that ticket... [emoji1787][emoji23]

Hehe, yeah not a good thing to say. Get the ticket for 94?

 

[Sam Harris]

Hehe, yeah not a good thing to say. Get the ticket for 94?

Yup. He was threatening to take me to jail. 94 in a 65. I think the ticket was about $300.

 

[Tonyrodz]

Yup. He was threatening to take me to jail. 94 in a 65. I think the ticket was about $300.

I bet you paid that $300 ticket with a smile. Jail sux!!

 

[iamdub]

Bet he didn't buy it lol.

Yeah, how’d that work out for ya? [emoji23]

It made it much, much worse!
What would've been a warning turned into a reckless operation ticket. A court appearance was mandatory, and I learned then that he was gonna "stop me for speeding" and let me off with a warning cuz he really just wanted to check out my truck. He didn't even have his radar on so he couldn't have cited me for speeding if he wanted to. What happened is that I was at a 4-way and mashed it on the green light, burning the 285s clear through the 4-way. The car behind me was turning right and the cop was behind that car, so he had a front-row seat to the smoke show. It would've been a slap on the wrist and a "Sweet truck, but don't be doing that on the street". But, since I was being a smart-ass punk and insulting the officer's intelligence trying to garner his empathy for my "medical condition", he stayed in full officer mode and gave me that reckless op ticket. Had to pay a dirty lawyer $450 to have it expunged from my record.

Reminds me of when I was in my early 20’s. Had a little Civic coupe, and miles of straight road ahead of me in southern Wyoming.. I had just passed 4 cars and a semi, going about 130... [emoji1787][emoji23]

I had a '93 Civic coupe and got it up to 135. Yes, it takes miles to reach that.

Actually, I did that 135 while hauling ass to the dealership an hour away to check out the truck in the above post before they closed.

 

[Sam Harris]

I bet you paid that $300 ticket with a smile. Jail sux!!

Sure did! [emoji16][emoji106]

 

[Doubeleive]

Thirsty bish and that was only mid grade

 

[Tonyrodz]

Thirsty bish and that was only mid grade

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Damn! How much per gallon?