CTSV-wagon!!
But as others have said, get past the 'violated' feeling, and enjoy your Esky. A supercharger will help the performance, and make the truck fun to drive.
We were at an autocross last weekend. The site is the parking lot of a local drag strip. They had rented the drag strip out to another group, so they were making passes while we were running. I saw this big black thing go by and it tripped the lights at 9.70 at like 143 MPH. I thought it was a CTS-V wagon, but as it came down the return road, I could see the grill..... it was a black Jeep SRT.
Can't tell you what to do, but there's a LOT to be said about already having a nice ride and NOT having a payment.