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crotonevans

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last night i stopped for gas and this girl at the next pump started a conversation which led to she just wanted to get fu$@ she said her husband is an butthole and wanted to bang so i thought why not and we went to a street nearby parked in front of a house and went at it glad i had a rear bench and not buckets this was an amazing young girl 24 years old and just kept going drove her back to the gas station i asked to see her again and she said shes married hes got alot of money and wont leave him but if im lucky i might catch her on the right night when shes on the prowl guess ill be using that gas station every night
so stay away from bucket and 3rd row seating youll never know when its in the way
 

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What you should REALLY be glad about it that you were only #6 for her in the last three days, and not #9. Apparently #s 7 & 8 definitely had STDs, but #s 1-5 are only "rumored" to have them...

Yipes.
 

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last night i stopped for gas and this girl at the next pump started a conversation which led to she just wanted to get fu$@ she said her husband is an butthole and wanted to bang so i thought why not and we went to a street nearby parked in front of a house and went at it glad i had a rear bench and not buckets this was an amazing young girl 24 years old and just kept going drove her back to the gas station i asked to see her again and she said shes married hes got alot of money and wont leave him but if im lucky i might catch her on the right night when shes on the prowl guess ill be using that gas station every night
so stay away from bucket and 3rd row seating youll never know when its in the way

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Well, you were at the right place at the right time!!! Now you need the right time and right place for the MEGA MILLIONS LOTTO!!!!
 

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LMAO! I wasn't expecting to read that.... Though bench seats are always plus just for that.
 

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. . . if im lucky i might catch her on the right night when shes on the prowl guess ill be using that gas station every night . . .


You'll have to do a lot of driving to have to stop at a gas station every night. At $3.10 to $3.30 a gallon for gas, that woman could cost you a lot of money. :naughty:
 

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does anyone know where i can find the tahoe /yukon general discussion forum.......I seem to have accidentally stumbled into the penthouse letters section
 

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does anyone know where i can find the tahoe /yukon general discussion forum.......I seem to have accidentally stumbled into the penthouse letters section

Actually, this is a good topic to discuss detailing. Specifically, seat cleaners. I'd suggest crotonevans, the topic starter, might try 100% undiluted Clorox. :rotflmao:
 

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Actually, this is a good topic to discuss detailing. Specifically, seat cleaners. I'd suggest crotonevans, the topic starter, might try 100% undiluted Clorox. :rotflmao:

I prefer Adam's leather and interior cleaner. Or Adams Upholstery cleaner if cloth seats. Nice thread.
 

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