Seriously, WTF is up with this??
I don't need to see some big metal balls dangling from someone's trailer hitch. It does NOT make me think, "damn...better not mess with that dude." It does make me want to beat him senseless with his own balls, though, simply because I think that would be ironically hilarious.
My first thought about this was, and no offense to any, I've got some in my family....rednecks. But unless my calculations on the local redneck population are vastly incorrect, there are simply too many ballsacks (is that one word or two?? for some reason spellchecker isn't recognizing it....) for this to be a rednecks-only thing.
Then I thought of all the people who say, "Guys with big trucks are compensating." Not speaking for myself, but maybe when it comes to size there is some truth to this. However, I've never heard this theory apply to entirely missing nut sacks (spell check ok'd that one) so this theory didn't really fly, either.
I'm 100% certain that there are some dudes out there thinking this exact thought: "If I hang a big, brass set back there chicks are going to dig it." Ok, so maybe not that exact thought, but the same exact, identical ***** meaning. And hey, if that has ever worked for any guy, more power to you, but I sincerely doubt the dangling twins back there was the make or break point ever, in a woman's mind, about going home with some dude.
So, that leaves us back at the question: Why??? What possible purpose does this have other than to advertise that you are an idiot? Again, no offense. If you are guilty of hanging one of these and being an idiot, I don't mean it personally. I just don't get it, either. Explain it to me. Please.
I don't need to see some big metal balls dangling from someone's trailer hitch. It does NOT make me think, "damn...better not mess with that dude." It does make me want to beat him senseless with his own balls, though, simply because I think that would be ironically hilarious.
My first thought about this was, and no offense to any, I've got some in my family....rednecks. But unless my calculations on the local redneck population are vastly incorrect, there are simply too many ballsacks (is that one word or two?? for some reason spellchecker isn't recognizing it....) for this to be a rednecks-only thing.
Then I thought of all the people who say, "Guys with big trucks are compensating." Not speaking for myself, but maybe when it comes to size there is some truth to this. However, I've never heard this theory apply to entirely missing nut sacks (spell check ok'd that one) so this theory didn't really fly, either.
I'm 100% certain that there are some dudes out there thinking this exact thought: "If I hang a big, brass set back there chicks are going to dig it." Ok, so maybe not that exact thought, but the same exact, identical ***** meaning. And hey, if that has ever worked for any guy, more power to you, but I sincerely doubt the dangling twins back there was the make or break point ever, in a woman's mind, about going home with some dude.
So, that leaves us back at the question: Why??? What possible purpose does this have other than to advertise that you are an idiot? Again, no offense. If you are guilty of hanging one of these and being an idiot, I don't mean it personally. I just don't get it, either. Explain it to me. Please.
I took the family to get pizza over the weekend and the first thing my 2 year says is "miss piggy!" and he points 
That was good for a laugh!!!!
