You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[raptorforme93]

When you drive another vehicle and feel like you cheated.
When you don't ever want to drive anything else.

+1!!!! so true

 

[keruzam93]

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When you drive another vehicle and feel like you cheated.
When you don't ever want to drive anything else.

even if it does get 3 times the gas mileage

 

[the_coroner2002]

When your friend bought a honda for what you spent on gas just filling the tank that afternoon on your suburban 3rd row.

When you have a truck with third row seating... and that 3rd row seat sits in the damn garage collecting dust!

 

[TahoeTaz]

When your friend bought a honda for what you spent on gas just filling the tank that afternoon on your suburban 3rd row.

When you have a truck with third row seating... and that 3rd row seat sits in the damn garage collecting dust!

I used to have an Expedition, and there wasn't enough room for the 3rd row seat and my bandpass box.... so the seat stayed in the storage room 98% of the time

You know you drive a Tahoe, when you have a brand new car sitting in front of your house, that gets 3x the gas mileage, and you STILL commute in your Tahoe...

 

[96ProCompTahoe]

when you buy a mini truck for gas milage/DD and still drive the hoe part of the time...

not helping that gas just went back down either. nothing beats the roominess of the hoe.

 

[SunlitComet]

wnothing beats the roominess of the hoe.

 

[renemarro_83]

when u keep geting pulled over and asked how many people u got in there

 

[SunlitComet]

When after several thousand dollars of upgrades and repairs and when it has run better then ever before, two days later you have an internal engine failure.

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when you report in a thread like this that something new has become a problem.

 

[val620]

mine too, why?

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when people ask why the doors dont unlock when you park.... until you turn the car off

What!!! you mean my doors are supposed to unlock when i park or turn my engine off

 

[SunlitComet]

What!!! you mean my doors are supposed to unlock when i park or turn my engine off

No, they don't unless you have an good alarm or something after market that does it.

 

[koons]

You know when you drive a tahoe when every week your out buying a new door handle for the inside.

 

[tri94sbc]

every time the gas gauge goes below a half tank, panic strikes cause the gauge never reads exactly how much gas is left in there.

 

[Maxxtraxx K5]

When you smell coolant and know it's coming from the intake gaskets without even opening the hood..

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

every time the gas gauge goes below a half tank, panic strikes cause the gauge never reads exactly how much gas is left in there.

I don't mind that on mine. When it reads 1/4 tank, I'm a little under half. Kinda like a "no walking" insurance policy.

 

[tri94sbc]

When you can't stop thinkin about all the mods you want to do to her. There's always another project to do.

 

[THE-HOE]

When you can't stop thinkin about all the mods you want to do to her. There's always another project to do.

Ha I like this one, so true.


When dudes in corvettes and supra's wont even race you till you open the cutout and let them hear a lil turbo.

 

[Trippers99hoe]

When you let your 5'6" wife drive it and she turns on the seat heater while adjusting the seat.....and half way to work in the morning your ass starts sweating

 

[BillBlatt18]

when you have to come up with a way to raise your front bumper to eliminate michael strahan's gap on the front of your truck

 

[muddymoose]

...everyone asks why your rear windows don't go down all the way.

haha every f***in day!!, don't forget when you throw mud on your own roof

 

[96ProCompTahoe]

When you smell coolant and know it's coming from the intake gaskets without even opening the hood..

ha! yes...

when it won't idle for shit and when you start thinking about the 50 different things it could be and the lack of money to mess with it...

glad its not the DD anymore. hoe's starting to be a pain in the ass! haha