You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[drowndindreams]

you hear a loud buzzing sound, that is your fuel pump.

mine too, why?

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when people ask why the doors dont unlock when you park.... until you turn the car off

 

[bai78]

...you can successfully change hinge pins because you have done them waaay too many times.
...wonder why '97 & older can replace a fuel pump for under $100 & ours cost $342.95 from the stealership.
...why we have the stupid spider assembly that clogs & is rated at only 19#'s.
...lift kit options are as rare 2000 Limited editions (for those with the NP242 AutoTrac)
...supercharger options for the 350 went from 6 options to basically 2 & only 1 type. (I am referring to new kits)
...why we have to upgrade by putting a cast iron marine intake manifold to gain true mpfi whereas there are kits for TBI/TPI/carb motors from just about every major performance manufacturer.
...always being asked by a counter parts person if my '99 is a classic body style or new

 

[jdawg901]

when people move out the way to give respect to your mothership.

 

[AquinoSteven]

People think you nuts when you say "yeah all 8 of us can come in my car"

shopping carts and garbage cans make the same sound as squirrels when you run over them haha

 

[Bad bow tie]

When there is a new rattle, squeak, or squeal every week and you can't figure out where the hell it is coming from.

 

[tybardy]

lowering the thing means breaking an arm.... ok maybe that one is just me

 

[roadrageror]

being 6'5 and 230 you can fit with comfort and there is still leg room for the guy sittin behind you!

 

[jdawg901]

The cargo areas only for a tool box and speakers

 

[destroyer1362]

When someone cuts you off all you can do is cross your fingers and hope the rear drums are adjusted

When you punch the gas and it doesn't downshift bc the kick-down needs to be adjusted

 

[coopiesb]

lowering the thing means breaking an arm.... ok maybe that one is just me

hahahaha damn i remeber that hows it doing???

 

[Twenty4s]

When the quick disconnect heater hose breaks or looks like someone took a crap on it.

 

[BOSS]

When you can fit a Husky 30 gal vertical air compressor, a 2-Ton Torin engine hoist, 2x10in subwoofer box, a person, a spare tire, passenger, and yourself in a single trip.


B

 

[TahoeGoBoom]

when the speakers in the rear doors dont work after you put in a radio.

and when the rear speakers are such a retarded size that its easier to just take them out than replace them..

 

[jdawg901]

Word!

 

[dirtbikerdude2005]

LOL...And I'm getting one next year froma co-worker, eh

 

[AtomicHoe094]

when the speakers in the rear doors dont work after you put in a radio.

and when the rear speakers are such a retarded size that its easier to just take them out than replace them..

didnt have that happen to me when i installed a new HU and new speakers.. weirrrd

 

[Rollin Thunder]

you really wish you got a yukon cause they are so much better.

 

[bai78]

...when your serpentine tensioner decides to take a crap on you on a Saturday afternoon about 12 miles from home. Luckily, we knew about these parts wearing out & have a spare belt as well as a tool kit under the back seats.

Also driving a 6,000+ lb truck without power steering on 315's is a real PITA. Not to mention the walk to the auto parts store & back to the truck. Fortunately, it was about 88*, mild humidity, and a cool breeze.

 

[drowndindreams]

when you pull into a mall or plaza and all pedestrians bow down to your awesome whip

when you hit traffic and people are like "shit, hes got a tahoe, better let him thru"

 

[TahoeGoBoom]

didnt have that happen to me when i installed a new HU and new speakers.. weirrrd

I didnt either. but enough ppl dont know to hook up the remote.. lol