Final update:
Got new caliper (confirming orientation in the store).
Said F it and got new replacements for the other two I didn't already replace.
Took off the caliper that was in the incorrect orientation and found that it actually had a completely stuck piston. This was a brand new duralast caliper. Amazing. Now all 4 corners have brand new CarQuest calipers and the quality seems good.
Replaced the front soft lines, both calipers and the one in the rear that I hadn't yet changed.
Bled it ONCE with the power bleeder and had a pedal. Gave some pumps to get the pads set and bled again....its perfect. Was done with the whole ordeal in like 15 minutes once I had all the calipers installed.
What did we learn today folks?!
1. Never let your MC go dry. When using a scanner to do an ABS bleed, refill after each corner.
2. Never trust the parts store to actually give you the right part. Always take it out and confirm.
3.Trust the good folks on tahoeyukonforum.com to steer you right in your time of insanity.