You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[_Dylan_]

http://www.gmt400.com/forum/showthr...-Removal-Mod&highlight=throttle+blade+removal

 

[576575]

80mph feels like 150

eh 90

when you hit traffic and people are like "shit, hes got a tahoe, better let him thru"

... when you have to decide why you got so broke

When u fill the kon up and u leave the gas station like your driving a top fuel dragster lmfao

The Hoe...

*When hitting a tall curb and completely jumping over it to avoid an accident only has you needing a new tire and an alignment, and newer retainer clips for the bottom air dam (which didn't break)

*When blowing out your tire ^^^ but unable to remove spare cause your truck didn't come with the spare removing tools. So you wave down a tow truck and buy one from them.

*Even if your Tahoe is 2wd, you still take it out on trails and offroad with it.

*When other OBS/NBS/ and especially NNBS try to race you on the freeway

last but not least, when you admire another modified Hoe/Kon or Burb/KonXL you see anywhere.

 

[SunlitComet]

http://www.gmt400.com/forum/showthr...-Removal-Mod&highlight=throttle+blade+removal

or that.

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but if you go that route just get a ported tb with that done already as well.

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last but not least, when you admire another modified Hoe/Kon or Burb/KonXL you see anywhere.

and those people dont seem to care about them either like you do.

 

[Cwire]

You drive close to 100k miles and have always had your Service 4wd warning on.

 

[04SS99Denali]

-every morning theres a new round of guess the mystery fluid under the truck
- when you hit a bump and you think the building next to you is collapsing from all the rattling
- when people stare at your truck because its humming louder than there radio ( fuel pump)
- when replacing a fuel pump becomes a yearly thing and its normal
- when your gas gauge wont stop shaking
- when you miss all of the above even tho you have a better truck now that costs you less in repairs lol

 

[swingminx]

Registered me here on the forum to get some tips before purchasing a Tahoe, and the first thread i read is this and immediately start thinking about another car : P

Greetings from Sweden
Per

 

[SunlitComet]

 

[AzTank]

...when with oxidized paint and headlights, it still looks better than the Dodge Durango parked next to you.

 

[2drhoeon4s]

you have heard the name sunlitcomet and know what it means...

 

[jdpber]

Someone asks "is that your short suburban?" Yea the short suburban is mine (smirking)