You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[jcooklock]

Only one cig lighter power outlit works.
Your gas mileage is worse then a Panzer Tank.


Feel free to keep adding to the list

 

[blueflamed03]

you hear a loud buzzing sound, that is your fuel pump.

 

[AtomicHoe094]

you can do nice smokey burnouts
chopped exhaust sounds better then flowmasters ahhaha

 

[DofD]

Every week is a new round of "What's that mystery fluid on the garage floor".

 

[haks310]

...everyone asks why your rear windows don't go down all the way.

 

[flatsearcher41]

...everyone asks why your rear windows don't go down all the way.

haha nice one.

how about "when you actually do sink like a rock, throw on 4x4 and on you go"

 

[gbleezy]

when your door locks stop working because the actuators fail!

 

[jdawg901]

they ask why dosent your door open from the inside.

 

[WH0DAMAN]

You have to slam your door shut because the hinge pins are worn out.

You have to bull rush into the door from the inside to get it open because the door handle is broken.

You have to open your door at the drive up window because the power window motor is burned out.

You cant tell witch radio station you have on or tell the time because all the lights are burned out in the factory radio.

Truck wont start because the fuel pump is out.

Fuel gauge acts like it is on a trampoline.

In a full on rain storm the wipers stop working because the wiper module went out.

You know you own a Tahoe when you look like you have Buckwheat in a headlock because you have so much hair in your armpits!

 

[JennaBear]

I love my Tahoe! Only gripe is the dent in the back hatch

 

[BOSS]

I love my Tahoe! Only gripe is the dent in the back hatch

Eh you're not playing!

 

[tast101]

When you have to stand inside the car to clean your roof.

 

[BOSS]

When you go to the mall and come home to ask, where did that 1/4 tank go.

 

[1999hoe]

when your truck is more of a **** than your exgirlfriend

 

["350Vortec"]

when your truck is more of a **** than your exgirlfriend

Haha

 

[tybardy]

every mod you do costs at least $500, and is merely a stepping stone to the next $500 mod

 

[icehead]

every mod you do costs at least $500, and is merely a stepping stone to the next $500 mod

Amen to that!

 

[AquinoSteven]

You swear that there is a hole in your gas tank.

80mph feels like 150

 

[XLdenaliXL]

when you have to roll down your window and open your door from the outiside because the door handle rod broke

when you have to change the breaks every week and wonder why your break calipers are smaller than your girlfriends hyundai

when you have to constanly fight the wheel to the right because you need an anlingment every couple of months

ahh.... the list goes on and on.... but you know what i wouldent trade my yuk for a benz

 

[JKmotorsports]

...when you spend 2 weeks trying the program the Homelink to open your garage.
...when you have 300K miles and still going strong but power windows, locks, 3rd brake light, and 34 other things don't work.
...when your truck wins every time you get in a fender bender.