You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[Modded]

When the stock HU can actually blow the factory crap speakers.
Has happened to me many times too!

 

[1999hoe]

you know you drive a tahoe when in 2 feet of snow your drive is effortless while passing every stuck vehicle on the road ALAS YE SNOW HOE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ravingmadman]

When your truck sounds like a leaf blower on crack when you first start it up.
When you have your own dedicated shopping cart and/or employeee set aside for you at the parts house.
When you form bonds with the guys at the parts houses, become good drinking buddies, and get invited to their weddings, when you didn't know them before owning your Hoe (true story).
When you can tow a honda sideways down the street, walk an acura off the line, and put a wheel on the hood of a subaru on any given day.
When your SUV has a metric bolt, and a standard nut from the factory.
When you form intimate bonds with total strangers on forums- united in pain and in victory, over the daily epic ventures of your SUV.

 

[96ProCompTahoe]

When your SUV has a metric bolt, and a standard nut from the factory.

FTW! haha

 

[BigDaddy13440]

being 6'5 and 230 you can fit with comfort and there is still leg room for the guy sittin behind you!

Try 6'7 and 265..


But I made brackets to move my front seats back 1 1/2" and outward an inch...

 

[BillBlatt18]

when there is a whole forum dedicated to it's awesomeness!!

 

[1999hoe]

Try 6'7 and 265..


But I made brackets to move my front seats back 1 1/2" and outward an inch...

try 6,5' 295

 

[jcooklock]

When your truck sounds like a leaf blower on crack when you first start it up.

LOL I just Though that was mine.

When you drive down the road with your buddy and every ditch you pass you tell him: I'v been through that one, and that one, and that one, and I pulled someone out of that one.

 

[jcooklock]

When you drive to work, and when you get there you have your own parking spot that no one else will park in because they know its yours by the square ring of mud that matches the mud that's on your truck

 

[Repo503]

When you always think you've forgotten your wallet, because it is so light.
When you are blind in one eye from the service ride control light.
When a crowd wearing hemp blocks your driveway with a prius and a VW Van.
When you buy a car and pay your taxes and it all goes to the same place.
When people in the streets respect your 9 year old truck more than your factory fresh Benz.

 

[jdawg901]

When u hate to fix it but love to work on it.

 

[yooformula]

-when you pass on food to get more gas.
-when you have to look at your wallet and how far from home you are before you smash the gas pedal.
-when you see a bunch of pot holes and wonder.." dear lord, whats going to rattle next?"
-you keep a set of sockets, wrenches a cordless impact gun and extra belts in the back of it!

 

[Rollin Thunder]

when you dont do any of this stuff cause your smart enough to trade up to a new one with a warranty (obs suckers!!!! lol

 

[Vinsanity108]

when someone writes a note on your windshield "you have some nerve" for parking in fuel efficient only spots

 

[IRQVET]

when someone writes a note on your windshield "you have some nerve" for parking in fuel efficient only spots

Ha Ha I've heard of Compact only spots, but where the hell are you going that has parking for fuel efficient only spots.

You know you drive a Tahoe when the gas gauge and speedometer move in the opposite direction but at the same speed.

 

[Vinsanity108]

yeah lmao!...they just built a new outlet mall by me (in which i work) and all the close spots are labeled "fuel efficient vehicles only"

 

[jcooklock]

yeah lmao!...they just built a new outlet mall by me (in which i work) and all the close spots are labeled "fuel efficient vehicles only"

lol i would love to see those here. I would so park in them, not only park but I would park and take up two They get mad at me at my work for always double parking. I think tomorrow I'll try and take up 4 spots. I'll park right on the x the 4 spots make

 

[Vinsanity108]

lol i would love to see those here. I would so park in them, not only park but I would park and take up two They get mad at me at my work for always double parking. I think tomorrow I'll try and take up 4 spots. I'll park right on the x the 4 spots make

X marks the hoe!

lol if i were to do that around here, some crazy new yorker would most definitely key every panel of my hoe

 

[titanium02]

...everyone asks why your rear windows don't go down all the way.

+1

...when you spend 2 weeks trying the program the Homelink to open your garage.
...when you have 300K miles and still going strong but power windows, locks, 3rd brake light, and 34 other things don't work.
...when your truck wins every time you get in a fender bender.

+3 lmao.. especially the last as I can relate to it several times.. barely even a dent when their bumper is in 3 pieces




When everytime you let your gas get to a 1/4 tank, the truck won't start the next time you try.

However sitting out there for 45 minutes trying to crank it over builds up just enough sputter to turn it over and put a smile back on your face

Can't count how many times that's happened.

 

[Bad bow tie]

when your GF/wife/mom/etc Complains about having to step up to get in.

Amen to that! I get bitched at every time my gf gets in my truck. And I have step bars, so I don't know what she is bitching about. And she is 5'9. ******** women.