You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[Donnie Yukonie]

when your gas gauge moves faster than any other gauge in your cluster

 

[retorq]

when your gas gauge moves faster than any other gauge in your cluster

My RPM and MPH move faster, ya'lls got some slow ass trucks.

 

[99'Hoe]

Gov Bomb.. LOL Yeah that G80 has a Bad rep i hear, ill stick to my Open diff..... my hoe is so ugly tho!!! i really need a paint job... and body work.... just think of it, it was handed down to me for *FREE* so she needs work, but in the end Well Worth it!!

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Hey is anyone down here in South Fla?

 

[sparg93]

When you get on a difficult offroad jeep trail and ppl ask, how the heck did you get that monster down here?! Then you look under your truck and there's a small jeep under your 6500lb frame

<<my attempt at humor for the day>>

 

[SunlitComet]

When at a red light some guy a few cars away is yelling "you wanna sell it?" and you just laugh at him and floor the throttle leaving him behind.

 

[noJeepshere]

[/COLOR]Riley has a gov bomb. Riley has a gov bomb....

It's wore out and won't lock up to save its life It will work on snow, as long as both tires are in the ice, if one is on pavement, no deal. But I don't care, because I'm getting a 14bsf with an ARB locker sometime soon, -ish...

Oh, and I have heated leather seats

 

[99'Hoe]

ya beat me there... im taking her to the shop soon, i need a new headliner, seats, CARPET in DONE, anddddd so on.....

 

[McFizzl]

You know you drive an OBS Hoe/Kon when you go through a gallon of coolant a week.

 

[Donnie Yukonie]

Wow this old thread Relives , I had a bunch of laughs on this one

 

[Gzes]

Yep good times. You know you drive a tahoe when idling is louder than a honda driving. You know you drive a tahoe when you can unbend a wrecked honda frame with a chain and a couple tugs with 4wd

 

[Donnie Yukonie]

When Drifting in a snow covered parking lot makes you feel like Drift King on Fast and Furious

 

[McFizzl]

I just felt the need to put my biggest issue in here

 

[Gzes]

When hydroplaning and fishtailing makes you feel like the dk lol. Been there done it and my 2dr handled better than i expected. Hell it coulda been on tokyo drift

 

[McFizzl]

When hydroplaning and fishtailing makes you feel like the dk lol. Been there done it and my 2dr handled better than i expected. Hell it coulda been on tokyo drift

I did this and almost needed new pants.

 

[Monstar_est87]

I did this... Needed a new power steering pump after... Best time u could have with a hoe and ur pants on... Hey-o..!

 

[Gzes]

Lol yea i was like o no o no o no o yea.....

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It was on a small road with cars parked on the street but my buddies in the car behind thought i couldnt hold it amd thouht i was just gonna bounce off the cars lol. Showed em whats up

 

[_Dylan_]

You know you drive an OBS Hoe/Kon when you go through a gallon of coolant a week.

I just felt the need to put my biggest issue in here

intake gaskets.

change them.

 

[Garmoe]

when you break loose switching lanes at 55mph and accelerating and become DK as you pucker cause your sideways on a 4 lane road and your buddy in front of you gets ******* his brakes.. and when you straighten it back out you are

 

[saif najd]

every week is a new round of "what's that mystery fluid on the garage floor".

:d :d :d :d

 

[McFizzl]

intake gaskets.

change them.

On the list for the projects next month. Along with Denali or Escalade center console. Tranny fluid and filter change. Differential service. Oil change with AMS Oil synthetic. 2" Lift. And some new used tires for the front of the truck. Maybe my double din conversion that Don has.