You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[BillBlatt18]

when your mod payment for the month is more than the truck payment used to be. ie: 2g's on wheels.

 

[TheBlueBeast]

When you park next to a hybrid/economy/electric car, and laugh at the irony of it.

 

[Donnie Yukonie]

when after you pull the hood release, it still doesn't pop up until you slam one of your doors/go out and physically smack it.

and when that doesnt work smack the side of the fender and tell your friends its a second saftey switch or pressure saftey switch =)

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got offended when buying a new truck an the sales guy offers you 1800 bucks for your old one and tell them its at least worth 10,000 and keep it anyway
or let your wife drive your new truck because you dont want to let her drive your baby

 

[96yukgt]

lol

 

[Gzes]

When you buy a new transmission and get it installed only to find out you need to get your engine overhauled because the oil pressure won't go up at stops.

 

[Trippers99hoe]

When you buy a new transmission and get it installed only to find out you need to get your engine overhauled because the oil pressure won't go up at stops.

I kept my 96 chevy pu just for this reason.....I have a spare vortec if needed.
your in witchita falls tx?I am in Lawton.....

 

[96ProCompTahoe]

When you ride with a permanent "anti-lock" light on because you got sick of the sensors falsely tripping the system and just removed the fuse.

or when its lifted and not reprogrammed for the gears. No ABS fuse here either.

 

[Gzes]

I kept my 96 chevy pu just for this reason.....I have a spare vortec if needed.
your in witchita falls tx?I am in Lawton.....

Yea I'm in wf. I just had to pay $1400 to get my pre vortec completely overhauled and put back in which wasn't that bad but I can't run it hard till it sets in for about 3 months

 

[nickyg1478]

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when you drive down the road at night and it looks like a light show on the inside because your inside lights flicker every 3 seconds.

Used to happen to me all the time until I realized all I had to do was slam down the rear glass hatch and make sure it was shut haha.

 

[strad]

yeah lmao!...they just built a new outlet mall by me (in which i work) and all the close spots are labeled "fuel efficient vehicles only"

In terms of seat miles, the truck is very fuel efficient lol.

 

[StevesTahoe]

when your dying to drive it but waiting for parts to arrive...

Thats me right now!

 

[phillydog07]

It's been mentioned....

When your inside door handle is broke and your friends give you shit for having to roll down your window, you politely explain to them that it was actually a very expensive factory option.

 

[Vigh_J]

Glad i got a Yukon

 

[WiCK3D_SiX]

You know you drive a Tahoe when your truck is refered to as "the brick"
You laugh at your MOPAR buddies bragging about their 15mpg 360 when your 350 moves an extra 1000lbs and gets better gas mileage (22mpg for meee )

 

[RDademo]

... When a Prius or a Rav4 can pass you like you are standing still and you've got the damn thing floored.

 

[06xl]

... When a Prius or a Rav4 can pass you like you are standing still and you've got the damn thing floored.

Sounds like someone is in need of a BB tune

 

[SunlitComet]

... When a Prius or a Rav4 can pass you like you are standing still and you've got the damn thing floored.

 

[vtx1800sba]

You know you drive a hoe when the hot chic in line in front of you at McDonald's smiles and says your tahoe is the same color as the panties she's wearing!

 

[SunlitComet]

:Hump:

 

[BattelWagun]

You know you drive a hoe when the hot chic in line in front of you at McDonald's smiles and says your tahoe is the same color as the panties she's wearing!

Oh, definitely best one yet!

You know you drive a tahoe when you looked at it and said: "since when in the hell is that metallic pewter?"

And who could live without the whining and grinding of front wheel hubs? I sure couldn't!