You know you drive a Tahoe when...

[Donnie Yukonie]

THEM DAMN HUBS

 

[gregsb]

You know you drive a hoe when the hot chic in line in front of you at McDonald's smiles and says your tahoe is the same color as the panties she's wearing!

Did you get her number? Talk about an opening line!

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Oh, definitely best one yet!

You know you drive a tahoe when you looked at it and said: "since when in the hell is that metallic pewter?"

And who could live without the whining and grinding of front wheel hubs? I sure couldn't!

I thought mine was the only one with that problem..

 

[BattelWagun]

I thought mine was the only one with that problem..

Nope, It's actually gotten to the point where I can judge my speed by the pitch of the whining my hubs make, it's also a good indicator of whether you're coasting or not, i.e.-saving gas. (they only whine while I'm coasting, stops during accel/decel)

 

[SunlitComet]

sound more like t-case gearing wine.

 

[BattelWagun]

sound more like t-case gearing wine.

No, it's the hubs. I lost all of my front speed sensor signal on both sides. It's not the wiring because if new hubs are plugged in the computer gets a signal. I was in a pinch so I bought non GM hubs, and now I pay...

 

[vtx1800sba]

If I were a single man Greg, I'd have more than a phone number.

 

[HDRock1]

You Know You Drive A Hoe When ?

When, you can drive as far as you want in 5 Ft of snow

 

[99TanHoe]

When, you get to know the gas station attendant on a personal and intimate basis. Yes, its a female and yes, she's ugly as sin but I still see her way too much.

 

[SunlitComet]

when, out of nowhere you loose 5-7 mpg with no cel in the process.

 

[07Burb]

When your read windows don't roll all the way down

 

[stereodesigner]

When your wife can drive it though the mud and not get stuck

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[Yukon420SEL]

when you try to rotate your tires and it almost sinks into your driveway...

 

[Gzes]

When you can drift it on the highway and not flip. When the 350 screams and the hoe is bustin loose, when it starts right up after over 8 years of sitting without starting

 

[rolfsent]

When 200k miles means nothing to your truck.

 

[Tricky]

When 200k miles means nothing to your truck.

And it says it on the back "MYHOE"

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[04SS99Denali]

when there is a new fluid on the floor in the morning.. the loud buzzing that overcomes your radio that is the fuel pump

 

[Phone Man]

When the UPS guy drops something off at the front door and it feels like christmas

 

[Yukon&Tahoe]

When you need to replace the intake gasket from the "red one" to the "green one"!!

When you have to wait a minute or few to completely roll up your window!!

 

[Yukon420SEL]

when you dare the guy who is tailing you on the way back from to work to rear end you because you know his civic will just end up just eating hitch while you just laugh....

 

[Donnie Yukonie]

i thought there was a write up like this already ?
any way ill play,
you know you drive a tahoe when your trip meter is your gas gauge because your gas gauge doesnt work