Here We Go Again--Watch Out For Newbies Who Say They, Or Someone They Know Has What You Need

[Tonyrodz]

One time I got a call saying that my Social Security number had been revoked due to fraudulent activity and I let out a big "hurray!" The guy was confused and I explained that if my SSN had been revoked I no longer had to have it deducted from my paycheck! He hung up promptly.

You got only 1 of those calls? I've gotten a ton of the SS scam calls. Best response was-
ME--Very calmly--Can I speak to the head *ock$ucker in charge
HIM--He is busy *ucking your mother
I didn't know whether to laugh or get mad lol! Good one!

 

[wjburken]

You got only 1 of those calls? I've gotten a ton of the SS scam calls. Best response was-
ME--Very calmly--Can I speak to the head *ock$ucker in charge
HIM--He is busy *ucking your mother
I didn't know whether to laugh or get mad lol! Good one!

That's hilarious!

I have gotten that call many times. That is just the one that stuck out in my mind.

My 14 yr old son, Joseph, got a call one time when I was sitting on the couch next to him and all I hear is the phone ring and he answers with "I made the hit, but it got messy. I'm gonna need help cleaning it up and getting rid of the body." I could hear the guy on the other end cough and stutter a little bit and then just said, "well it sounds like your busy at the moment so I'm gonna let you go." I asked him where the hell that response came from and evidently, he said that he thought he heard me answer that way once. Guess the kid pays closer attention than I realize.

 

[Tonyrodz]

That's hilarious!

I have gotten that call many times. That is just the one that stuck out in my mind.

My 14 yr old son, Joseph, got a call one time when I was sitting on the couch next to him and all I hear is the phone ring and he answers with "I made the hit, but it got messy. I'm gonna need help cleaning it up and getting rid of the body." I could hear the guy on the other end cough and stutter a little bit and then just said, "well it sounds like your busy at the moment so I'm gonna let you go." I asked him where the hell that response came from and evidently, he said that he thought he heard me answer that way once. Guess the kid pays closer attention than I realize.

That's good! I like that!!

 

[Jason in DLH]

I hope you didn’t dial 1, that sends your phone number to 10,0000 more scammers just like them. It’s the opposite of removing you from the call list.

Doh! That’s not good.